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OH LORD I JUST REALIZED
GO!CROWLEY AND SPN!CROWLEY BEING THE SAME OR NOT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER
WHY YOU ASK?
WELL EITHER WAY IT’S PAINFUL AS FUCK
THE FORMER FOR REASONS I HAVE MENTIONED BEFORE
THE LATTER BECAUSE IT MEANS CROWLEY AND AZI STILL HANG OUT
AND THEY COULD’VE BEEN HANGING OUT WHEN THE ANGELS STARTED FALLING
WHICH MEANS AZIRAPHALE WOULD’VE FALLEN RIGHT BESIDE CROWLEY AND CROWLEY COULD DO FUCK ALL TO HELP HIS ANGEL
BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH AZI WAS ON EARTH, HE STILL WOULD FEEL THE *SNAP* OF BEING DISCONNECTED AND HE WOULD BURN WITHOUT ACTUALLY BURNING.
HIS WINGS WOULD SHOOT OUT INSTINCTIVELY AND YEAH THEY WOULDN’T BE DAMAGED FROM A FALL THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE BUT THEY STILL GET TORN UP FROM THRASHING ABOUT AND CROWLEY HAS TO GET OFF THE COUCH SO DAMAGE TO BOTH PARTIES IS MINIMIZED
AND THE WORSE PART (AT LEAST FOR CROWLEY) IS AZIRAPHALE’S SCREAMING, THAT PAINED SCREECHING THAT LIES JUST OUTSIDE A HUMAN’S RANGE OF HEARING AND SHATTERS GLASS AND MAKES CROWLEY WILLING TO MAKE A DEAL WITH ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN
AND THEN AZIRAPHALE WOULD SUDDENLY GO LIMP AND QUIET
THERE WOULD BE DEAD SILENCE FOR TEN MINUTES BEFORE AZIRAPHALE STARTED SOBBING AND CROWLEY WOULD CLIMB BACK ON THE COUCH AND CUDDLE HIS ANGEL AND BE TORN BETWEEN CURSING GOD AND THE INEFFABLE PLAN AND PRAYING TO THE BASTARD TO MAKE EVERYTHING ALRIGHT
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Every time you pronounce “van Gogh” wrongly, a Dutch person loses their bicycle.
Is it not pronounced Van-Go?
alas, another bicycle is lost
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
"im writing a research paper so reblog if—"
no youre not
not to mention sampling bias. so much sampling bias
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